Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Family Vacation and how Deyce is Abandoning "Team Single"

With the number of single kids in the family decreasing this year by nearly 34% (33.333333333% to be exact, er, ALMOST exact), it's time we rethink our annual family vacation.

Starting next year in 2008, Kelly and I are breaking off and forming our own Family Vacation Committee. Frankly, we're tired of twin beds with rocket ships and dinosaurs on the sheets. We're tired of nearly killing ourselves everytime we have to climb down off the top bunk every morning. The newly established FVC (Family Vacation Committee) will be planning a separate vacation for the rapidly depleting single population. We still haven't decided on a location for next year's trip, but we're thinking either the Canary Islands, or Costa Rica (this is as good a time as any to mention that the FVC is still looking for financial sponsors).

And Deyce, maybe you happened to stumble across the perfect guy . . . but what about LOYALTY? Loyalty to Team Single? I would be really mad if it weren't for the fact that I'll probably have to start doing laundry at your place again soon. So, no hard feelings?

We'll see you all in June!

1 comment:

Dawn said...

Stephen
I love your sense of humor. You always make me laugh. Thanks :)
I actually had a great idea for TEAM SINGLE - How about you two can watch the cute little nieces and nephews for a few days while all the COUPLES get away for a few days? Doesn't that sound like a blast?:) Actually, if I were you, I'd be grateful that you and Kelly are in separate twin beds and not sharing a double! :)